If you came to this blog expecting to find information for your school report on dolphins, or if you expected to see a viral video of some sort involving dolphins doing things that make middle school girls squeal, or if you're looking for the Sea World Tourism Bureau. But if, for some reason, you actually like reading the random and usually ridiculous things that spew from my consciousness, then I guess you're in the right place.
If we were in school right now, this would be the part where our teacher makes us play awkward games in which we have to state our names and one "interesting thing about ourselves." I am a human being of the female persuasion. Like most other things, I consume oxygen. Unlike most other humans, I can lick my own elbow. I occasionally write poetry, and I like music. And, if you're lucky, I'll do some political ranting and raving.
You guys are probably already bored. I'm terribly sorry about that. Let's have some fun now!
Justin Bieber. Gay marriage. Twilight. Osama bin Laden. Let's debate!
*HARRY POTTER-RELATED NOTE: Trolling is off limits to all those who do not wish to die a very painful death.